Mission: Avoid Failure. Abridged!

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“I think my ultimate motivator, driving force in life probably, is humor. I think that finding humor in any given situation gives me confidence because it always kind of makes you look at the silver lining in things.”

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#’MOM JARED’S HITTING ME!’ #’HE WAS MAKING FACES AT ME!’#’WAS NOT’ #’WAS TOO’ #I don’t know who ‘mom’ is in this scenario #But let’s be honest it’s probably Mark Sheppard #doing one of those fabulous eye-roll/sigh combos and saying #’I don’t care who started it #if you two don’t shut up NO ONE is getting any ice cream.’

perfect post is perfect

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HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY CHRIS COLFER!

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i have never seen anything i identify with more.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

STAY DOWN, ASSHOLE!

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BEACH, LITTERBUG.

THAT DROPPING THE WRAPPER SHIT MIGHT FLY WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM BUT THIS IS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. PICK IT UP.

AND YOU’D BETTER BE PLANNING TO RECYCLE THAT BOTTLE, YOU HEAR ME?

I BET YOU DON’T EVEN COMPOST.

SCUMBAG.

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…truth.

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tyleroakley:

I can’t.

okay. that’s a good one.

me trying on bathing suits.

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about to lose bladder control.

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